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Bringin' it back. [Dec. 9th, 2007|03:08 am]
[mood | content]

The text below was originally posted on Craigslist (and quickly removed by admins) in response to the ridiculous job offers there soliciting creative services for free (or for very little money). I'll be honest: I'm guilty of doing work for free. I tell myself it's "good experience" or that I'll get more money from the same client down the road, thereby justifying my acts of pro bono prostitution.

Some of you, like me, are just starting out in this industry. Some of you have been around for a while. I'm curious to hear what all of you think about this.

NOTE: I did not write the following text. It was posted anonymously on Craigslist.

Every day, there are more and more Craigs List posts seeking "artists" for everything from auto graphics to comic books to corporate logo designs. More people are finding themselves in need of some form of illustrative service.

But what they're NOT doing, unfortunately, is realizing how rare someone with these particular talents can be.

To those who are "seeking artists", let me ask you; How many people do you know, personally, with the talent and skill to perform the services you need? A dozen? Five? One? …none?

More than likely, you don't know any. Otherwise, you wouldn't be posting on craigslist to find them.

And this is not really a surprise.

In this country, there are almost twice as many neurosurgeons as there are professional illustrators. There are eleven times as many certified mechanics. There are SEVENTY times as many people in the IT field.

So, given that they are less rare, and therefore less in demand, would it make sense to ask your mechanic to work on your car for free? Would you look him in the eye, with a straight face, and tell him that his compensation would be the ability to have his work shown to others as you drive down the street?

Would you offer a neurosurgeon the "opportunity" to add your name to his resume as payment for removing that pesky tumor? (Maybe you could offer him "a few bucks" for "materials". What a deal!)

Would you be able to seriously even CONSIDER offering your web hosting service the chance to have people see their work, by viewing your website, as their payment for hosting you?

If you answered "yes" to ANY of the above, you're obviously insane. If you answered "no", then kudos to you for living in the real world.

But then tell me… why would you think it is okay to live out the same, delusional, ridiculous fantasy when seeking someone whose abilities are even less in supply than these folks?

Graphic artists, illustrators, painters, etc., are skilled tradesmen. As such, to consider them as, or deal with them as, anything less than professionals fully deserving of your respect is both insulting and a bad reflection on you as a sane, reasonable person. In short, it makes you look like a twit.

A few things you need to know;

1. It is not a "great opportunity" for an artist to have his work seen on your car/'zine/website/bedroom wall, etc. It IS a "great opportunity" for YOU to have their work there.

2. It is not clever to seek a "student" or "beginner" in an attempt to get work for free. It's ignorant and insulting. They may be "students", but that does not mean they don't deserve to be paid for their hard work. You were a "student" once, too. Would you have taken that job at McDonalds with no pay, because you were learning essential job skills for the real world? Yes, your proposition it JUST as stupid.

3. The chance to have their name on something that is going to be seen by other people, whether it's one or one million, is NOT a valid enticement. Neither is the right to add that work to their "portfolio". They get to do those things ANYWAY, after being paid as they should. It's not compensation. It's their right, and it's a given.

4. Stop thinking that you're giving them some great chance to work. Once they skip over your silly ad, as they should, the next ad is usually for someone who lives in the real world, and as such, will pay them. There are far more jobs needing these skills than there are people who possess these skills.

5. Students DO need "experience". But they do NOT need to get it by giving their work away. In fact, this does not even offer them the experience they need. Anyone who will not/can not pay them is obviously the type of person or business they should be ashamed to have on their resume anyway. Do you think professional contractors list the "experience" they got while nailing down a loose step at their grandmother's house when they were seventeen?

If you your company or gig was worth listing as desired experience, it would be able to pay for the services it received. The only experience they will get doing free work for you is a lesson learned in what kinds of scrubs they should not lower themselves to deal with.

6. (This one is FOR the artists out there, please pay attention.) Some will ask you to "submit work for consideration". They may even be posing as some sort of "contest". These are almost always scams. They will take the work submitted by many artists seeking to win the "contest", or be "chosen" for the gig, and find what they like most. They will then usually have someone who works for them, or someone who works incredibly cheap because they have no originality or talent of their own, reproduce that same work, or even just make slight modifications to it, and claim it as their own. You will NOT be paid, you will NOT win the contest. The only people who win, here, are the underhanded folks who run these ads. This is speculative, or "spec", work. It's risky at best, and a complete scam at worst. I urge you to avoid it, completely. For more information on this subject, please visit www.no-spec.com.

So to artists/designers/illustrators looking for work, do everyone a favor, ESPECIALLY yourselves, and avoid people who do not intend to pay you. Whether they are "spec" gigs, or just some guy who wants a free mural on his living room walls. They need you. You do NOT need them.

And for those who are looking for someone to do work for free… please wake up and join the real world. The only thing you're accomplishing is to insult those with the skills you need. Get a clue.
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ponder. [Oct. 14th, 2007|01:56 am]
[Current Location |home. couch.]
[mood | okay]

How long would your list be, if you made one about your significant other, or your best friend--a list of all the things you love about them... how long would the list be?

And if they made one about you... how long would their's be?

I wonder.

In other news, my doc gave me Klonopin (Clonazepam) for any anxiety attacks that may occur in the future. I tried it out last night to see what it does, b/c I don't want to be in the middle of an attack and pop one only to find out that it makes me rip off my eyelashes and punch people in the throats. I realized it did nothing. Nothing at all. I took two. Nothing.

Tonight, I decided to try again. Nothing. Then I drank half a beer.

Helllloooooo Klonopin.

I think the world could end today, and I probably wouldn't notice/care.

Delightful.

Anyhoo. Work has slowed. For now. And its lovely. I'm trying to reconnect while i have the time.

Got to meet baby Delilah B. today. I LOVE HER. She's SO tiny and adorable. I seriously couldn't handle it. She is so fucking cute. She fell asleep in my arms... GAH! I wanted to take her home for like a week.

I hope I get to babysit her soon. She is so good and calm and curious. I love babies. Babies I can give back to their rightful owners, of course.

But lord. What an amazing thing. So good to see Justin and Leah again, too. I miss my god damn friends.

But that's what its all about. Trying to rebuild that shit back up. And its very comforting to see people I haven't seen in a good long while and just pick up right where we left off... it's good to know not everyone has given up on me.

Next weekend--Oktoberfest. It's gonna be FRIEND CITY. I can't FUCKING WAIT. I miss Chelsea like mad.

BAH!!!

Light at the end of the tunnel is NOW.

xoxoxo
always,
me
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Open Call [Sep. 9th, 2007|07:42 pm]
[mood | uncomfortable]

For positive thoughts, comments, words of encouragement.

Very much needed.

Thanks.
xo
me
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Frankentummy. [Mar. 13th, 2007|02:42 am]
[mood | exhausted]

I had my surgery for endometriosis. They also took out Pacco (my ovarian cyst) and singed off the nerve endings on the back of the uteran wall to help kill more of the pain. They went in through my bellybutton and three incisions they made in my lower tummy. I thought it was gonna be a super simple thing where I'd be up and running marathons two days later, but that was stupid. I'm really swollen and look preggo.

Meet Frankentummy. (its red and blotchy b/c of the heating pad being on it)





Sexy, huh?

Yyyyeah.

Well, I'm laying in bed.

I was going to write something profound and more of an update, but the meds are kickin in and i think i'm just gonna hit the hay.

Maybe I'll write soon.

Always,
Rachael
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Just want to share... [Nov. 1st, 2006|10:41 pm]
[mood | OUCH]

How much FUCKING PAIN I'm in.

This cyst is really killing me and I don't get it. It was supposed to be gone like a month ago, I thought.

FUCK. Seriously.

All of you gather up your drugs and bring them to me.

I can't handle this shit much longer.

Always,
Rachael
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few pics. [Sep. 11th, 2006|10:44 pm]
[mood | fine]

My friend Sean and I stood in for this commercial thing. They needed "tattooed-punk-rock-girl-and-boy"... $100 each for 2 hrs of standing around looking and laughing at an iPod? Sure. Why not?



More pics of Sean and I... )

And also... Got my hurr did.



K. That's all for now.

Always,
Rachael
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I like things and stuff... [Aug. 22nd, 2006|02:07 am]
[mood | very good. thanks.]

Things I have to look forward to:

+ POSSIBLY AC this weekend, but doubtful.
+ DEFINITELY Oct. 13 (Friday the 13th)
+ DEFINITELY OKTOBERFEST!!!!!!!!
+ Seeing Keri and Chels again on the above two.
+ HALLOWEEEEEEEEEN

And getting up and breathing and whatnot.

I was compared to Hitler for the second time in my life again tonight. At least this time it was a joke.

I saw Esthero tonight. She got wasted... talked a lot. It was hilarious... but beautiful. She sang Bjork (and sounded EXACTLY like her), heart and concrete blonde's "Joey"... man. It was a really good show. I drank beers that were heavy and delicious.

I'm really happy.

Mission is going well thus far.

I get to go in at 10:45 tomorrow... Today I went in at 12... I was having the most amazing dream about Jeff Buckley. I was talking to him on the phone. First time I've ever dreamed of him. I guess I should dive back into my Buckley book, huh?

I really didn't want to get up.

GAH.

Yeah. I'm in love with a dead guy.

AND a living guy. And he's fantastic.

I need to mail out Chels' magazine.

Now its becoming a "to do" list.

We've been watching the Wire. So I should probably get back to that, and my living love.

Hope everyone is doing well. I do give a shit, afterall.

xoxoxo

Always,
me
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The date looks familiar for some reason... [Jul. 17th, 2006|12:21 pm]
[mood | awesome]

... Michael and I get bored waiting for Matt to get home sometimes, so we play w/ the new macbook pro (and the software photobooth)...





Also, birthday celebrations are being held Saturday the 22nd somewhere in bmore. Artscape is that weekend and Common is playing Sat. at 8:30... so... That may have to be where we start.

Maybe not.

But I do love me some Common.

xoxo
Always,
Rach
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Well, well, well... what do we have here... [Jul. 12th, 2006|01:27 pm]
[mood | good stuff ova here]

I had to drive for hours today to just run 2 simple errands... There was a really bad accident on 695 on my way in, and still hadn't been cleaned up around 11:30 when I was running errands for work...

So while bored and in the car, I was frustrated and took pictures of myself making funny faces...

Like this:



But, ah wait! What is that? That there on my arm, you ask?



Ah yes! It is! A new tattoo.

Yeah. Well, the pic is awful and you can't really tell what it is...

But it's cool. I'll have you know that.

Color in about 2 weeks or so.

xoxo
Always,
Rach
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vomit. [Jul. 2nd, 2006|03:23 am]
[mood | odd place.]



...yeah...

its like that.

Always,
Rachael
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OMG STFU!!! [Jul. 1st, 2006|04:43 pm]
[mood | WTF???]

Wtf is going on with everyone?!

I feel like I'm in the twightlight zone!!!

Always,
Rachael
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How you like them NAILS [Jun. 17th, 2006|06:41 pm]
[mood | hung over.]


Normal Chels and I.

Giddy Chels and I.

"Ferrari" Chels and I.

Mary and me thinking Chels was doing something behind my back.

Nails were amazing as always. Such a good time w/ the ladies.

Chels is still my hero.

Always,
Rachael
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GAHHHH [Jun. 5th, 2006|02:27 pm]
[mood | ecstatic]

Well, I'm so damned happy, I think my head might just pop off.

Everything is fantastic.

O's raped the Yanks and I was there in badass seats watching and laughing hysterically when Jeter got hurt.

Went back to Carlos FINALLY... Here's a pic of the new hair-- taken at the O's game!



Fun times!!!

xoxo
Rach
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CAUTION: Harsh, but true. [Apr. 17th, 2006|02:09 am]
[mood | content]

::NEWSFLASH::

Heroin is not funny. It's not cool. And its not impressive. If its a call for help, then ask for one, but feel bad about it. It's not like you haven't been given chances right and left and then just shit on whatever I and your families and everyone else has done for you. Don't beat around the bush. If its not a call for help, then you are being absolutely ridiculous. Its like a 14 year old talking about how much they drank the night before, or how many cigarettes they stole from their parents and smoked behind the shed. Just don't fucking mention it. Keep your awesome habits that send you screaming off the cool-o-meter to yourselves.

If two people are in love with each other, then they care about each other's well being. They will want to live, if not for themselves, then for each other. They will want as many days as possible on this earth, so that they can be together. The time together is insanely precious if you are in love with someone... or even give a shit about someone even a little bit. Time is not spent supporting each other's drug habits and rooting for each other-- competing to see who ODs first, or who has the prettiest track marks... wtf? You ever think you really don't love that person you're with? Or worse yet-- that they really don't love you? Addicts are absolutely gone. And it's sad to see people who once had something going for them, dip out into that stupid fucking world of nonsense.

You aren't trash. You are trying to be.

..................................................................

I was thinking about divorce today. About how people get divorced and the move on. They find someone else. And don't look back. And in some instances there's good reason for it, but in other's its that they just grow apart for a little while, and give up... I find that I repeat date. All the time. Always have. Ever since high school. Why do I go back to people I've already dated? Comfort? Or b/c I saw something that COULD work before, so why not give it another go? I don't know... Just strange. I guess once I make someone a part of my life, they never totally leave me... Its kinda strange and maybe I should stop that. Haha. I wonder why more divorced people don't end up back together at some point...

..................................................................

I saw Billy Joel on Friday. I saw him once before when I was probably 7. He was doing backflips off the piano back then... none of that this time, but he did put his hat on backwards and rapped "Big Shot". He told the crowd that his roadie was going to sing us a religious song for easter and had his roadie "Chainsaw" sing "Highway to Hell". He joked about his alcholism and running in to that woman's house... He thanked the people for buying the "shitty seats" b/c he needed money really bad. That it all goes towards car insurance these days. He also talked about sex a lot. It was a really good time.

..................................................................


I'm a much more positive person nowadays. Its strange, but I'm very content with things. I don't waste my time anymore. Not with people who don't care. And its really made me insanely happy.

I'm at my parent's house and I got all sickly today. :(

Just thought I should update with the random thoughts of the day.

Take care, everyone.

xoxo

Always,
Rachael
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Um... yeah. [Apr. 10th, 2006|06:22 pm]
[mood | GAHH]

Leave it to me to find the brand new car someone bought two days ago on 695-- the one guy who was wearing a bright orange "STATE PRISON" hoodie-- and run into the back of him.

You know how people love to stop for no reason at all on 695. So that's what they all decided to do. I slammed on my breaks and slid and ::BUMP:: right into the back of him.

His bumper was barely scratched on the bottom... Like the underside of it...

Ah well. He was young. He seemed nice. Lets hope he doesn't fuck me over somehow.

He said he'd get an estimate and call me so my insurance wouldn't go up...

I wanted to say, "well, get an estimate on an eyedropper of touch-up paint and let me know."

Ah well. Poor thing just kept sayin, "like I said-- I wouldn't care... But I just bought it two days ago." And I just kept apologizing and acting like a dumb girl. Maybe that worked.

GAHHH. Only me.

Always,
Rachael
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New n shit. [Apr. 10th, 2006|03:49 am]
[mood | artistic]

Along w/ my myspace, I made some changes to the look of my LJ... Same thing pretty much.

Anyhoo, peep that shit if you're bored.

Brian fixed the color of my skin. He's an amazing photographer. Also w/ the post.

Too bad he moved to LA.

We collaborate like some shiiiit.

I watched a Miami Ink marathon today. It made me want to draw. So I did. Maybe I'll scan some shit in later...

Hope all is well with everyone.

Always,
Rachael
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God damn you rachabilly... xoxo [Mar. 19th, 2006|07:52 pm]
[mood | blah]

Once you are tagged you *MUST* write a blog about your 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next six people to be tagged and list their names.


1. smoking--
I smoke a pack a day. This bothers my mother. I think that's the only reason it bothers me.

2. messy--
I'm laid back. I'm not dirty. Messy. If I have clothes on my floor, I'll be honest... it doesn't bother me. Neither does how messy my car is. I have room in the driver's seat and that's all I need. You want a ride and have a problem with it? You fuckin drive.

3. cold--
I could care less about most people's problems. Honestly... I've written about it and meant it. If you haven't fuckin asked me how I'm doing, what the fuck makes you think I care about how you're doing? There are the friends that I could go months upon months without seeing, and when I see them/talk to them, its always genuine. And they care. And so do I. But all the rest can go fuck themselves. People are selfish and are making me fucking hate them more and more with each fucking pathetic complaint. ...Ooops. Almost went into detail...

4. obviously not cold enough--
I am a doormat for those I do care about. Time and again. Friends are most important to me. Wish they felt the same... Relationships. Well. Lets not get into that.

5. highly unmotivated--
Lack of confidence and everything has made me one of those people who give up very easily. When it comes to job hunting, this blows. When it comes to relationships, this comes in handy.

6. temper--
If I blow up... good luck. I'm an emotional gal who tries to keep that shit to myself most of the time... so if something gets under my skin... I usually burst. I know throwing my cell phone against a cement wall and/or punching the same cement wall, mirrors, etc. is less than attractive, but whatcha gonna do?

Well, now that I feel really fuckin good about myself, its time for these others to feel the same. Good luck!

[info]pencilbox
[info]kavorkiankilled
[info]xsuperpalsx
[info]machinery
[info]supergato
[info]mooncurve

Always,
Rachael
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Mrs. Self Destruct... [Mar. 13th, 2006|04:24 pm]
[mood | happy as a piggie in shit]

I saw NIN in Atlantic City on Saturday at the House of Blues... Very small venue. Got very close to them... I'm battered and bruised and completely thrilled.

Chelsea [info]pencilbox (aka My Hero) already wrote a detailed entry on our trip...



I'll just supply a few pictures... )
Always,
Rachael
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I'm just fine. Thanks for asking. [Jan. 17th, 2006|05:25 pm]
[mood | nerd]

I"ve been doing well. Have a buncha leads on jobs and whatnot. I'm looking into a nice lil room in Hampden (with two hot ass gals), but more on that later. I've been staying w/ Jess (the absolute love of my life) in Bmore so I can piece this shit together.

I am remotely happy.

Which is good.

This growing up thing is strange. But you start thinking more clear b/c you really have no other choice. It's interesting. To say the least.

I've found myself returning to being a counselor for some friends... but its different now. I'm not just there for support anymore-- I actually make a lot of sense when giving advice. And I've become more honest. I still adore my friends and lend the sympathy, but not to a point where I take on their problems.

Anyhoo... in unrelated news:

LampDan : i bet after a major heist is when thieves have the best sex
LampDan : like, even if you arent doing it on a bed covered in the money you stole, it's gotta be a huge turn on
LampDan : haha, too bad i will never have the equivalent
LampDan : i'll be all like, ooh baby look at all the tumors i removed
LampDan : and then roll around in them, all excited
Mohnani DoLL : HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA
Mohnani DoLL : EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(Dan is going to be a surgeon, ladies and gentleman...)

Okies, kiddos.

I'm going to go get some shit done. Maybe I'll update in the near future. Maybe not.

But in the meantime, I've updated my picture page: http://community.webshots.com/user/mohnani
and have lots of new pics to add to it, so check back soon.

PTFO.

Always,
Rachael
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Help Steve Out!!! [Jan. 8th, 2006|03:34 pm]
[mood | awake]

Steve is an awesome guy. He helps me out on a daily basis. This takes two fucking seconds, so HELP HIM OUT!

I did it. My feet are on the samples page. Pretty obvious which ones are mine... ROCK AND ROLL, BABY.



http://www.shsarts.com/shoes/


Have fun and be creative!

Always,
Rachael
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